Die Die Die

Couch grass is EVIL. Accept it…! It must be burnt, it must die, die, die, die, die, die. And then die some more. Couch grass die with all its family, its cousins, distant aunts, uncles, its nieces, nephews, and step-sisters (if it has any). Goodbye!

9 Responses to “Die Die Die”

  1. Clareon 28 Mar 2005 at 9:54 am

    So, couch grass would be your ‘Ace of Spades’ in the war on terra? Show no mercy!

  2. mtpon 28 Mar 2005 at 2:39 pm

    ha… War on Terra – that’s really good !

  3. Kristinon 07 Apr 2005 at 5:09 am

    This is hilarious!!

  4. Andy Hamiltonon 13 Apr 2005 at 5:23 pm

    I agree, along with slugs.

  5. Aurillianon 10 Aug 2006 at 10:15 am

    War on terra!!!!!??????? HERETIC

  6. Aurillianon 10 Aug 2006 at 10:15 am


  7. Blueworldon 06 Mar 2007 at 3:19 pm

    Sorry, couple of years late in finding this, but nice one!

  8. Janeton 12 Jan 2008 at 2:34 pm

    Couch grass will take over the world. I have heard that after a nuclear explosion couch grass could well be the only living thing left and I believe it. If only science could genetically engineer slugs to eat only couch grass. Dream on.

  9. Catherineon 18 Feb 2009 at 10:21 pm

    Just starting out on this veg lark and (dare I say it) am completely unaware of couch grass… is this a hidden demon that is waiting in the wings to torment me?